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11-03-2002, 04:06 PM
Signs Found in Kitchens - Ten Favorites
1. Martha Stewart doesn't live here.
2. Ring Bell for Maid Service . . . If no answer do it yourself!
3. I clean house every other day . . . Today is the other day!
4. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
5. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
6. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
7. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
10. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
never cease to be amused.
1. Martha Stewart doesn't live here.
2. Ring Bell for Maid Service . . . If no answer do it yourself!
3. I clean house every other day . . . Today is the other day!
4. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
5. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
6. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
7. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
10. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
never cease to be amused.