Riddle

[PAPI]

you're in a totally enclosed room with no windows and no doors, all you have is a mirror and a table. how do you get out?

[teach1st]

Here's the stuff that PAPI wrote:
you're in a totally enclosed room with no windows and no doors, all you have is a mirror and a table. how do you get out?

Take the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb through the hole and you're out


A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?

[moebius]

Here's the stuff that teach1st wrote:
A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?

Was he playing Monopoly?

M.

[teach1st]

Was he playing Monopoly?

:N

[Natasha]

Naaaaaaa....that's not it, Moe

He knew he was bankrupt cause he tried to pay for the services of a hooker.
Since he had no cash, he called his bank and they gave him the bad news.

:kook: :kook: :kook: :kook: :kook:

[moebius]

Chrissie,
I just knew you were an out-of-the-box thinker.

Moe
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[moebius]

Two vultures wish to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you cannot board." Why?

M.

[teach1st]

Here's the stuff that moebius wrote:
Two vultures wish to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you cannot board." Why?

M.

Only one carry-on. :]

[moebius]

Here's the stuff that teach1st wrote:
Only one carry-on. :]

...per passenger. That would be the Airline Policy.
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