deadly snake

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A group of new recruits had been stationed overseas and were
about go out for their first maneuvers. The Base Commander
came out with a few words of wisdom for the group before they
left.

"Men," he said, "there is a deadly snake in these parts that
can kill you with just one bite. It has orange and black
stripes and usually found with its tail sticking out of the
bushes. If you come across a snake just grab it by the tail,
pull it out quickly and give it a judo chop on the head."

The soldiers agreed and all took off. The maneuvers seemed
to go quite well until they came back and took role. One of
the soldiers was missing. After hours of searching they
finally found the poor guy all mangled up in a bush. He was
rushed off to the hospital. After several days the Doctor
came up to him and asked him what the hell had happened to
him. The soldier rolled over slightly, opened one eye and
very quietly said "Doc, have you ever given a tiger a judo
chop in the nuts?"
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