Galena
12-01-2003, 05:32 PM
Subject: 5 Cannibals
In an effort to add diversity to the workforce, five cannibals are hired
by a large school district. During the welcoming ceremony the
superintendent says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good
money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So
please don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise
to behave.
Four weeks later the superintendent returns and says, "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one
of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss leaves, the
leader of the cannibals says to the others, "OK, which of you idiots ate
the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating Assistant
Superintendents, Curriculum Directors, Team Leaders, Supervisors and
Coordinators, Principals, and APs and no one noticed anything, and YOU
had to go and eat a janitor!"
In an effort to add diversity to the workforce, five cannibals are hired
by a large school district. During the welcoming ceremony the
superintendent says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good
money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So
please don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise
to behave.
Four weeks later the superintendent returns and says, "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one
of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss leaves, the
leader of the cannibals says to the others, "OK, which of you idiots ate
the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating Assistant
Superintendents, Curriculum Directors, Team Leaders, Supervisors and
Coordinators, Principals, and APs and no one noticed anything, and YOU
had to go and eat a janitor!"