kids say the darndest things

[theresateach]

Some of you may find this funny, others not. I was so caught off guard by what this kid asked- I literally cried and peed my pants laughing. I couldn't look at the kid the rest of the period without laughing.

I'm giving a personality test the other day and a rather bright kid raises his hand and asks- What is an anal ticklar? Not sure I heard him right right, I asked him to repeat it. "Anal ticklar" he says with the attention of the whole class. I KNOW I haven't written any word like that on the test and ask him if he's saying it right. Phonetically he repeats, "anal-tick-lar".
I tell him to come up to the front so I can see excactly what the word is.....reading the question I see the word and burst out laughing.....



the word is analytical!|knock|

[teach1st]

:p

[buzz]

At dinner a few weeks ago,I was talking to my 4 1/2 year old about his day and he was telling his dad and I that his class made an octopus out of a hot dog. I asked him to tell me all about it and he was telling me about the body and the legs. I asked him how many legs the octopus had & he said, "eight." I then asked if he knew the name of the "legs" and he promptly replied....

"the testicles." My husband started choking & I had to look away because I was laughing so hard. We then proceeded to work on "TEN-ta-cles."

[moebius]

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
of children while they were drawing. She would
occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what
God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."