Lie Clocks

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are

all those clocks?"

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St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

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"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

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"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she

never told a lie."

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"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

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St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved

twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

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"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

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"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."