"Welcome Home, Sir."

[moebius]

The President gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying
a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs; these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and one for Defense Secretary
Rumsfeld."


The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."

[kipper]

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.:p

[Richard Gash]

Just wait. Some attorney representing the TRH Association will complain that the joke is unfair to hogs and anyone who laughs will be required to attend sensitivity training.

[b2kingman]

I passed it on to some ex GI's I know; those who used to pronounce "SIR" as "CUR", and I don't mean to dis the fine canines who walk this earth. The higher up the chain, the smaller the brain.