Sweetheart
02-23-2005, 05:54 PM
Look familiar, teachers?
Teaching vs. Prison
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit
clearer.
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a room with 1 other
person who doesn't want to cooperate.
AT SCHOOL: You spend the majority of the time in a room with 20-30
children who don't want to cooperate.
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IN PRISON: You get three free hot meals a day.
AT SCHOOL: You only get one meal, you pay for it and you get to wait in
line for the microwave to heat it, so you can have about 3 1/2 minutes
left to eat it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT SCHOOL: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT SCHOOL: You must open all the doors for yourself while balancing all
the papers you took home to grade.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT SCHOOL: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In PRISON: You get your own toilet.
In SCHOOL: You have to share your bathroom with some idiot who tinkles on
the seat.
In PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit
At SCHOOL: You can't even speak to your family on the phone because you
are usually too busy taking care of someone else's family.
IN PRISON: The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT SCHOOL: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called administrators
Have a Great Day Teaching and THANK YOU for doing it!
Teaching vs. Prison
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit
clearer.
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a room with 1 other
person who doesn't want to cooperate.
AT SCHOOL: You spend the majority of the time in a room with 20-30
children who don't want to cooperate.
>
IN PRISON: You get three free hot meals a day.
AT SCHOOL: You only get one meal, you pay for it and you get to wait in
line for the microwave to heat it, so you can have about 3 1/2 minutes
left to eat it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT SCHOOL: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT SCHOOL: You must open all the doors for yourself while balancing all
the papers you took home to grade.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT SCHOOL: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In PRISON: You get your own toilet.
In SCHOOL: You have to share your bathroom with some idiot who tinkles on
the seat.
In PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit
At SCHOOL: You can't even speak to your family on the phone because you
are usually too busy taking care of someone else's family.
IN PRISON: The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT SCHOOL: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called administrators
Have a Great Day Teaching and THANK YOU for doing it!