Excerpts from Signs Found in Kitchens

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Signs Found in Kitchens - Ten Favorites

1. Martha Stewart doesn't live here.

2. Ring Bell for Maid Service . . . If no answer do it yourself!

3. I clean house every other day . . . Today is the other day!

4. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

5. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

6. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

7. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.

10. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
never cease to be amused.